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Cerpen ini sangat menarik untuk tatapan anda. Ia lengkap dengan bumbu-bumbu yang bersesuaian.
Cerpen: Wahyu buat YB K (anotherbrickinwall.blogspot.com)
Dalam perjalan ke Parlimen, YB K tidak henti dadang berfikir mencari jalan untuk langkah seterusnya yang harus dilakukan. Dia duduk di belakan dalam kereta Toyota Land Cruiser KJ 10Q. Sewaktu musim-musim pemilihan parti, di simpan Kereta Volvo X90 berlesen NBK 10. Letih hendak mengelak dipanggil pengganggur terkaya .
Selalunya apabila ke Parlimen dan mana-mana urusan rasmi, Qausabil terpaksa kelihatan macam pemandu.
“Susah kita brader.” YB K memulakan perbualan.
“Rasanya kita kena fikirkan untuk cuba nombor dua.”
Diam sahaja Quasabil.
“Kalau ada pencalunan Naib, kita boleh kasi orang semua meneka permainan kita. Jali is no match. Rizar Nana tu monyet budak Universiti tempatan akur cakap kita. Without me, he is finish.”
“Sambil tu, biar kita teruskan pencalunan for Ketua. But I will say, I leave it to grassroot.”
Quasabil bertanya, “Look that Javanese Dr Kafi Johari is closing on you. He is just 7 shy. He is grassroot. See how worked up Gelang Patah and …. what that Division when we did a number on them. Mokhlis is like a steamin Obama. Will that take our eye of the ball, Cheap?”
“I’ll accept the fact Mokhlis is Manchester United leading by 10 points. It may seemed like Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool competiting with each other and that only strengthen Man U’s lead. But this Pemuda politics! They are not heartless pro as English footballer.”
“I don’t get you, Cheap,” Quasabil bertanya.
“Man U are so professional that even after clinching the EPL, they would obliterate the bottom table team at the last game of the season. Not Pemuda and not when Mokhlis secured minimum requirement. They will let up.”
“Kau tahu buat muka kesian?” Quasabil bertanya.
“Aku sedar kita dapat menang Bandar Tun Abdul Razak kerana buat muka kesian and merayu. Rupanya oreng Melayu boleh ubah keputusan apabila kita buat muka kesian dan nampak macam mangsa. Very irrationally emotional race!”.
Cerpen ini sangat menarik untuk tatapan anda. Ia lengkap dengan bumbu-bumbu yang bersesuaian.
Cerpen: Wahyu buat YB K (anotherbrickinwall.blogspot.com)
Dalam perjalan ke Parlimen, YB K tidak henti dadang berfikir mencari jalan untuk langkah seterusnya yang harus dilakukan. Dia duduk di belakan dalam kereta Toyota Land Cruiser KJ 10Q. Sewaktu musim-musim pemilihan parti, di simpan Kereta Volvo X90 berlesen NBK 10. Letih hendak mengelak dipanggil pengganggur terkaya .
Selalunya apabila ke Parlimen dan mana-mana urusan rasmi, Qausabil terpaksa kelihatan macam pemandu.
“Susah kita brader.” YB K memulakan perbualan.
“Rasanya kita kena fikirkan untuk cuba nombor dua.”
Diam sahaja Quasabil.
“Kalau ada pencalunan Naib, kita boleh kasi orang semua meneka permainan kita. Jali is no match. Rizar Nana tu monyet budak Universiti tempatan akur cakap kita. Without me, he is finish.”
“Sambil tu, biar kita teruskan pencalunan for Ketua. But I will say, I leave it to grassroot.”
Quasabil bertanya, “Look that Javanese Dr Kafi Johari is closing on you. He is just 7 shy. He is grassroot. See how worked up Gelang Patah and …. what that Division when we did a number on them. Mokhlis is like a steamin Obama. Will that take our eye of the ball, Cheap?”
“I’ll accept the fact Mokhlis is Manchester United leading by 10 points. It may seemed like Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool competiting with each other and that only strengthen Man U’s lead. But this Pemuda politics! They are not heartless pro as English footballer.”
“I don’t get you, Cheap,” Quasabil bertanya.
“Man U are so professional that even after clinching the EPL, they would obliterate the bottom table team at the last game of the season. Not Pemuda and not when Mokhlis secured minimum requirement. They will let up.”
“Kau tahu buat muka kesian?” Quasabil bertanya.
“Aku sedar kita dapat menang Bandar Tun Abdul Razak kerana buat muka kesian and merayu. Rupanya oreng Melayu boleh ubah keputusan apabila kita buat muka kesian dan nampak macam mangsa. Very irrationally emotional race!”.
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